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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Who's your celebrity crush?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Yankees To Reinstate Giancarlo Stanton - MLB Trade Rumors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is the funniest husband-wife comedy team ever: Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Burns & Allen or something else entirely?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Thanks to FIFA, Atlanta’s first-ever Club World Cup game was underwhelming - AJC.com

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Can trans people tell me what the criteria for a woman is excluding self identification (facts do not rely on self belief)?

share office space ...

No way

No go.

How did your marriage end?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why are people so rude to debt collector’s? I am one and I am so tired of being mistreated. We are under paid and then have to deal with the most ungrateful, and disrespectful people. We aren’t customer service. Don’t get mad at us because YOU owe.

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Fishing is a popular pastime on many US beaches. What is a type of saltwater fish commonly caught from piers or by wading (flounder, redfish, etc.)?

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why does a lot of the YouTube community support the MGTOW movement?

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?